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Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
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Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Battered women?
In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of batteredwomen.And to think…...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...