the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...