Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...