Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
|A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...