You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...