How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...