Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...