19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...