My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...