Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.