Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...