If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...