Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...