There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...