I’ll get you next slime!
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Pitbull and PMS
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Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
The computer prayer
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What does ADIDAS stand for?
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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