his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....