Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!