‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...