Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...