12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...