Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Responses On the Bible
Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...