Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!