Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....