Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...