Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...