Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...