A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...