His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...