The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...