They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.