English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
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The Very Special Parrot!
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Living On Love
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Throwing away garbage
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Can you pay the bill?
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Jesus is watching You
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
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