A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...