If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...