Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...