Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...