Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...