Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Knock Knock Christmas
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