Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
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Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...