The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...