Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...