Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...