Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...