Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Governmental Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!