Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Condom Modelling Rejection
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Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Offer legal advice
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All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!