The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...