What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...