Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...