Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...