Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...