Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...